What is Onedayinyourlife ?

You, minion. Lift my arm. [a stagehand lifts his arm] AFTER HIM! Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?
Who are you, my warranty?! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! It's a T. It goes "tuh". I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.
[laughing evilly] THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Bender, quit destroying the universe! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
Ummm…to eBay? I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? No. We're on the top. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
It doesn't look so shiny to me. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ...To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ...To shreds, you say. No, she'll probably make me do it. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV.